Whose Joke

LAUGHPATH

A tribute to funny

If I do good here it will be one in a row!
a.Jack E. Leonard b. Leonard Barr c.Charlie Callas

I decided to not do a comedy routine, because if I did you would probably just laugh at me.
a.Andy Kaufman b. Jack Carter c. Bill Dana

I found contraceptives in my father's drawer when I was eight years old and like everyone else proceded to blow them up...and with a modicum of intelligence realized I had a very poorly made balloon.
a. Chris Rock b. Robert Klein c. Emo Phillips

Doctor told me to fill out this form and put down an emergency phone number...I put down 911.
a. Mark Schiff b. Henny Youngman c. Rodney Dangerfield

They are forced to marry people who have similar characteristics. Then one sunny Tuesday morning they wake up and have a kid with a nose like a Maccaw. It's God's way of saying " Booga Booga."
a. Judy Tenuta b . Steven Wright c. David Steinberg

My 73 year old uncle....went to the doctor and said ,"Doc I want to marry a 20 year old girl. The doctor said,"This could be fatal." He said," Well, if she dies, she dies."
a. Henny Youngman b. Morty Gunty c. Alan King

Frank Sinatra saved my life. Five guys were beating me up outside a hotel in Las Vegas. Frank came over and said, "That's enough boys."
a.Red Buttons b. Don Rickles c.Shecky Greene

No one is ever jealous when they hear you went bowling...Bowling's great! You gotta love a sport where you can eat while you play it.
a. Jim Gaffigan b. Dane Cook c. Todd Glass

There's one statistic that insurance companies put out...that women live longer than men. And there's a reason for it...They're not married to women!
a.Bill Cosby b. Alan King c. Dick Gregory

I'm feeling kind of cocky tonight. Must be this handsome coat I'm wearing. It was a present from my wife. I came home early one night and there it was hanging over a chair.
a. Red Skelton b. Jackie Vernon c. Milton Berle

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